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Comments / Guest Book

I just went ahead and made this separate post to act as a central comment / guest book area.

Feel free to post comments of support or flame away.

Here’s some comments on my MySpace blog about this site. And, here’s some more.

Note:
I’ve pissed off a zillion internet trolls during this past year. So, don’t be surprised to see a bunch of retardedly negative stuff.

35 Responses to “Comments / Guest Book”

  1. D Lane Taylor Says:

    Man, I would be one happy son of a bitch if you got hired at Myspace. You find out more shit than Myspace does and they have all the keys.

    Thanks for the link, btw. :)

  2. Dr, Says:

    MySpace is deaf….until you post tits, ass…or some type of comment or background that doesn’t please illegall mexican temps they’ve hired through ultimate staffing…lol…yea…thats right i said it….

  3. MrFuckinSunshine Says:

    Need any loyal minions once you land this gig? And you really do need to land this gig. Not necessarily for your sake but for the sake of anyone who wants to see MySpace get it’s shit together.

  4. Greg Says:

    Good luck. I’ve seen you on myspace and mashable; you really know your stuff. Go rescue myspace! Be the one we need!

  5. Tybalt X Says:

    I’d hire you… but i’m not in charge, so we’ll just have to hope that these guys are smarter than the average bear. Plus… bonus for me! Got quoted by the LoLo!

  6. Ananda Says:

    i soo!! enjoyed reading this job app– YOU ARE HIRED!!

  7. Corey Says:

    You are the chosen one, Neo. errr… LoLo.

  8. Chris Version 2.0 Says:

    Well since Fox is very keen on reality shows, they should have a reality show for top computer experts and hackers who should get that job. The show would be called “So you think you can watch Myspace?” or “American Computer Geek”

  9. Hurri Says:

    Hehehe…one hell of a resume dude…and that’s a fuckin’ genius way to put it out there

  10. james Says:

    someones gonna get fuckin sued for usin myspace in their website name!
    myspace doesn’t care about users being abused, they only care about their revenue being abused. im sure if these companies were hurting fox from making sink bank off the site they would crack down on em. However, spam and scam sites are all over the place and when you do your homework you usually find out they’re always all held by large companies that run em. im sure you’ve read the stories where trackers were installed on myspace and the fbi went to work for myspace to crack down on the people and entrap them. myspace wouldn’t want to lose any of their advertising dollars:) I still think the best idea to do with myspace is to use a number/letter authorization which I think was one of your ideas I read. It would pretty much solve everything, will it happen? fuck no,
    jimmy

  11. Ken Says:

    You’re Hired

  12. Rusbasapastaman Says:

    Myspace wouldn’t have good enough grounds to sue him in that he’s not drawing from their revenue. There isn’t even a single advertisement on this site (excluding all the various links strewn about, but there certainly aren’t any annoying flash banner advertisements), so it’s doubtful MySpace would care, other than to hire him. Of course, if that happened, LoLo probably wouldn’t need this site anymore, LOL.

  13. LoLo Says:

    Re: “MySpace” in this domain name
    In this particular case, it falls under Fair Use. So does the hack job on their logo. And, there’s always the whole parody angle.

    They would never attempt to sue for something like this. It’d be major LOLz if they did though.

    Re: Everything else
    Thanks. :-)

  14. this guy says... Says:

    do it dude, they fuckin need you

  15. McGee Says:

    Sounds Good, Ferret-out the Spammers and Phishers and you will really be doing some good!

  16. Christie Says:

    Go for it… things will be a lot different with you on board. Just don’t forget about your fans *wink*

  17. Chillin" Says:

    LoLo… you know what I would like to see??? Okay never mind that.. hehe.. but seriously… when somebody new signs onto myspace… instead of Tom being their first friend… it’s YOU!!!! That would be ninja cool. :-)

  18. Keld Herbst Says:

    It’s all because you’ve used words like “tits” and because you’ve been a bad boy!!! Once a bad boy always a bad boy… *lol*
    Seems like Myspace would rather swallow a ton of elephant dong and pay the box for it too, than hire you, those morons!

    Fingers crossed for the Ninja!

    Thumbs up my man!

    Best regards saintkelo

  19. Old Comedywriter Says:

    My only claim to fame is that I met Mitnick when he worked at the restaurant.

    Good luck, dude. Remember the old proverb: He who run from battle make lousy action movie protagonist.

  20. Greg Schwartz Says:

    Awesome job with this site. The Myspace people would have to be seriously fucked in the head not to hire you for the job.

  21. Give it to me! Says:

    I work at myspace and im listening so SPILL IT!

  22. OWN-the-NWO Says:

    I’ve been with you this whole long crazy ride LoLo, I know I’ve brought at least one of the scams to your attention. Don’t forget me when you are having lunch with Tom. ;-)

  23. Dawn Says:

    I think I love you. No, I am not a myspace whore. I just appreciate a guy with a clever sense of humor. I laughed so hard at some of your witticisms, I woke my cat. Not an easy thing to do! Anyway, I hope myspace hires you. They really need a ninja like you. If not, I’ll bet you could get gigs as a stand-up comedian! Just a thought. Thanks for listening.

  24. Shell Says:

    Lo LO you Rock!!!!

  25. Ninja Biker Says:

    LoLo - Let’s hope MySpazz wakes up and smells the coffee/roses/smelling salts, because they really need someone who will take an active role in squelching the asshats and morons abusing the MySpace venue for their own personal gain. There are quite a few people I know who won’t even create a MySpace account until this crap stops, so get in there and take care of it! I think we should start a petition around the planet to get you hired over there. How about it?

  26. girluninterrupted Says:

    Oh come on, do you seriously think that a team of people who deal with these spam/phishing/affiliate issues every single day don’t have any ideas on how to fix them? Here’s a hint - most of them aren’t actually referred through a temp agency. Actually, most of them are significantly more qualified than you are, and are constantly developing ideas and processes to make their jobs easier. And a bunch are smartasses, like you are, so it’s not as if it lacks for personality.

    The problem then, is with support on the development end of things.

    I’m going to suggest that what that the team needs is not another smartass with good ideas that may or may not be an arrogant, demeaning person who at face value, looks completely incapable of working within a team structure. They need about five more developers thrown into the mix with a couple actually assigned to their team. Yeah, you can explain shit to coders? Greeeat. Woo hoo.

    If you don’t get the job, this is probably why:

    1. You’re not that special. Your ideas are not that special and your findings are not that special. You’re just vocal.
    2. You made a shitty impression. Oh, people heard you. I don’t suspect you go into job interviews with a holier-than-thou attitude, though. Because the way people get away with a superiority complex on a job application is to make sure that #1 does not actually apply to them.

    Oh, and since you know how to use Google, I assume you quickly discovered that Sarah K. is the Director of Policy Enforcement, and dismissed her as “some chick” anyway. If you get that far, I wonder if you’ll talk to her that way during your interview?

  27. girluninterrupted Says:

    Oh yes, I forgot to mention that despite everything, you apparently had a small contingent of supporters(or at least people who were reasonably glad that someone was vocalizing their own thoughts) before you alienated them with your misunderstanding of corporate structures.

  28. LoLo Says:

    Re: girluninterrupted
    Yay!!! Someone with some decent arguments.

    “Actually, most of them are significantly more qualified than you are”
    I find it hard to believe that “most of them” not only have the odd mix of knowledge I do but are also “significantly more qualified”. The current state of MySpace security as a whole speaks volumes. And, if you are right: management should be ashamed of themselves for not allowing those ninjas to be effective.

    “The problem then, is with support on the development end of things.”
    Have you paid any attention to the new features rolled out by MySpace? The code monkeys they have now are overflowing with talent. Sounds like the security team just needs better access to them…

    “They need about five more developers thrown into the mix with a couple actually assigned to their team”
    You sure seem to know a lot about their specific needs…

    “I’m going to suggest that what that the team needs is not another…”
    You might want to read the job advert for the gig I was going for. It wasn’t a coding position, Smarty Pants.

    “arrogant, demeaning person”
    You obviously haven’t gotten past the surface with me. I HATE nothing more than elitist snobs. I’m also a realist and call stuff as I see it though.

    “I assume you quickly discovered that Sarah K. is the Director of Policy Enforcement”
    Yeah, I saw that. And, nothing I said here was specifically negative towards her. If you find the term “chick” to be demeaning, you really need to lighten up.

    “1. You’re not special…”
    You calling my momma a liar? lolz

    “alienated them with your misunderstanding of corporate structures”
    Everything you’re saying makes it sound as if you have the inside scoop on a bunch of talented people being held back from being effective at their jobs by management. I don’t have any inside perspective on this so I simply don’t know if that’s the case. If it is, I hope my “not so special” / “vocal” ass at least shakes things up a bit for the benefit of the rank and file people.

  29. joes. Says:

    Your comments are like watching a good hockey game. During the playoffs. Too bad coon asses don’t skate, eh!?

  30. james Says:

    Perhaps there is another reason as to why it’s taking so long to clean up the neighborhood. MySpace is not as deaf, dumb, and blind as they seem to be…it’s for show. It seems to be common knowledge that they only care about their revenue and being that spamming is now such a booming market who’s to say that Fox doesn’t want a cut of the pie for themselves? Not to mention that it goes hand in hand with their practices on distracting the masses from the important issues in the world with entertainment. If they can do it with porn under the table and undetected then it’s a great blow to the power of the people. Or should I say power of the puppets…slaves to iPods and Playstations. Slaves to reality shows and pornography. Slaves to the oil industry and gas guzzling SUV’s. Multi-billion dollar companies have invested millions of our forked over dollars to misinform and mislead us into slavery. Slaves to MySpace and their obviously blind eye to spam.

  31. kenny Says:

    well maybe ya should hit up tom’s boss again

  32. LoLo Says:

    re: kenny

    I dropped him a message thanking him for passing my info along to Tom.

  33. Hlcc Online Says:

    Hi…

    You must really like to help all members after the way myspace has treated you in the past, I’m surprised you’re still here. Thanx a lot.

  34. Shannon Young Says:

    Our band Holleestar is developing a big following rather quick thanks to myspace. We are hardworking dedicated musicians. Could you in anyway help us be featured on myspace music?

  35. MySpace Friend Adder Says:

    I found your blog whlie Googling for ways to promote my own blog with Social Networks. Great work here - hope that I can get mine going soon - any tips or advice for a relative newb?

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